Don’t Be Undemocratically Stupid!: Helldivers, Follow These 4 Mandatory Rules to Escape Being Ragdolled by the DSS Planetary Bombardment

The DSS Is Coming! Brace Yourself for the Planetary Bombardment!

Picture this: You’re a valiant Helldiver, charging into the thick of battle, guns blazing. Suddenly, the sky darkens, and an ominous rumble shakes the ground. The dreaded DSS (Direct Support System) is unleashing its wrath with a thunderous planetary bombardment.

If you want to survive this onslaught, you need to follow these 4 mandatory rules like your life depends on it because it does.

1. Seek Cover ASAP

The moment you hear that spine-chilling rumble, it’s time to find shelter – and fast. The DSS’s shockwaves will annihilate you if you’re caught out in the open, so seek refuge in a nearby building or trench.

2. Don’t Stand Near Explosions

This one may seem like a no-brainer, but you’d be surprised how many Helldivers get caught in the blast radius. The explosions from the DSS’s bombardment are deadly, so keep your distance and let the shockwaves dissipate.

3. Bring a Medkit

The DSS’s bombardment can cause some serious injuries. Always carry a medkit to patch yourself up and keep fighting. If you’re playing with a team, make sure at least one person has healing abilities.

4. Work as a Team

This is where the Helldivers truly shine. Coordinating with your teammates is crucial for survival. Have one person focus on recon, one on medic duties, and the rest on firepower. By working together, you can overcome any obstacle the DSS throws your way.

Remember, these rules are essential if you want to emerge victorious from the DSS’s onslaught. Stay alert, stay together, and don’t let the aliens overwhelm you. Good luck, Helldivers!